Seen as I am avoiding the man-list (yes, yes, I will get to it!) and I have just read Monster's moaning blog wherein he has decided in his next life he wants to be a dog, I have decided to remind everyone about what we can learn from dogs.
I think some of it is worth noting - there are so many reasons people love their dog(s) with all their heart. Even if they are slipper-sized, have smelly breath and bite your feet when you come through the door.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Roadtripping is the most awesome fun. Or even a drive to the beach. Switch that telly off and go explore!
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
Learn to appreciate the simple joys in life. They often don't cost you anything either.
When loved ones come home, run to greet them.
Ok, perhaps you don't have to RUN and greet them. But enthusiasm for seeing them goes a long way.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Sometimes you have to obey the rules. Not something I am fond of. But I have learnt that you need to know when you can break the rules and when you shouldn't. Even if you know you won't always get a biscuit for good behaviour.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
When people upset you or "get in your space", let them know. If they don't know that you don't like what you're doing, then how they going to learn?
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Aha! My personal favourite. I am a firm believer in naps (especially inbetween parties).
Run, romp and play daily.
I am not sure about the running part, but any exercise is better than none. Playing is very important (coinage does not count) and if you can get a romp in every day, lucky you!
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
No-one likes a picky eater. Food is to be enjoyed. So eat dammit! And enjoy it!
Be loyal.
And not just loyal to your rugby team or football team. Be loyal to your friends and your family. Without them you would be nothing.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
You going to get found out in the end anyway. No-one likes a fake. The only time you could get away with this is if you are a government spy.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
If you want something, go out and get it. And don't give up until you have given it your best shot. Stalking may be considered going overboard.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
Sometimes people don't want to discuss something. They just want you to be there for them. Be aware of that. Besides, you may not have the right answers anyway.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Most people love attention. And everyone loves affection (even if they pretend they don't).
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
I have discovered that people tend to switch off when you start shouting anyway.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
Couldn't agree more. Except I would change the water part.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
I am a huge fan of dancing in the lounge.
When you are scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout, run back and make friends.
No one likes a sulker. Apologise if need be and get on with it. We all make mistakes and we have all upset someone along the way.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Walk more and drive less. You will be amazed at what you'll notice and discover in your own neighbourhood. It costs nothing and you will also be helping to save the environment.
Remember, a dog wags its tail with its heart.
If a dog likes you, it will let you know. So let people know how you feel. Wear your heart on your sleeve.
Nice one! And never forget that some people love being greeted with a cold nose in the groin - don't disappoint them!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't possibly have said it better simmelman. Tarty, I always figured stalking was second base...?
ReplyDeleteI wholeheartedly disagree with "everyone loves affection"...
ReplyDeleteThere is something exquisitely beautiful about enjoying the simplest things in life
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